Top 10 Reasons Not to Attend CLU

If you find yourself nodding in agreement to any of these statements, you should probably walk (or run) the other direction.

10. I just want to buy a degree and not actually do any coursework, since I already know everything.
9. I believe only the people in my church are going to heaven.
8. I believe true education needs to be boring, meaningless, and have no relevance to my life.
7. I do not believe that Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven, and I cannot tolerate those who hold this intolerant belief.
6. The guy on TV said that Jesus is coming back next year, so I need to get my degree in three months!
5. I believe the charismatic movement is evil.
4. I believe education only takes place in a classroom setting.
3. I feel that my discipleship experience with Jesus must be accredited by the U.S. Department of Education if it is to have any value.
2. I refuse to read any version of the Bible other than the King James Authorized Version.
1. I believe that speaking in tongues is of the devil.

If you've made it this far and have not been offended, congratulations! You are a prime candidate to enroll in Christian Leadership University.