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Top 10 Reasons Not to Attend CLU

We do some things a bit differently here at Christian Leadership University. So if you find yourself nodding in agreement to any of the following statements, you should probably walk (or run) the other direction.

 

In no particular order…


10. I believe true education needs to be boring, meaningless, and have no relevance to my life.


9. I believe only the people in my church are going to heaven.

 

 


8. I believe education only takes place in a classroom setting.

7. I see anyone who "hears from God" today as a nut case!

6. I just want to buy a degree and not actually do any coursework, since I already know everything.


5. I do not believe that Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven, and I cannot tolerate those who hold this intolerant belief.


4. I believe the charismatic movement is evil.

3. I feel that my discipleship experience with Jesus must be accredited by the U.S. Department of Education if it is to have any value.

2. I believe that speaking in tongues is of the devil.


1. I believe it is a sin to read any Bible except the King James Authorized Version.

If you've made it this far and have not been offended, congratulations! You are a prime candidate to

enroll in Christian Leadership University.